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Total Medals Earned: 204 (From
39 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,230 Points
A blobs tale 2
First Death
Unlocked 3/25/10
5 Points Life after death
5 Points Life after death
Can't get enough!
50 Points
Replay the game.
I don't need lives!
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Kill the Main Boss
Unlocked 3/25/10
100 Points Defeat the final boss.
100 Points Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)
Abobo's Big Adventure
Auto-Assault
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber
Unlocked 1/11/12
5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper
Unlocked 1/11/12
5 Points 01 - Eat kid
5 Points 01 - Eat kid
Choices
Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points 00B - Use level select
5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 04 - Get the map
5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food
Unlocked 1/11/12
5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged
Unlocked 1/17/12
5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos
Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up
Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points 00E - Use a continue
5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run!
Unlocked 1/11/12
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope
5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To?
Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points 04 - Get the compass
5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath
10 Points
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher
Unlocked 1/11/12
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat
Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape
10 Points
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic
Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience
Unlocked 1/11/12
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Police Patrol
Unlocked 1/20/12
10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy
Unlocked 1/11/12
10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler
10 Points
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This
10 Points
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky
10 Points
05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage
Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water
Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not
Unlocked 1/11/12
10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me
Unlocked 1/17/12
25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers
Unlocked 1/20/12
25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre
25 Points
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You
Unlocked 1/11/12
25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul
Unlocked 1/11/12
25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt
Unlocked 1/11/12
25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack
25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 04 - Get the beef
25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop
Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper
Unlocked 1/17/12
25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master
50 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama
50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ
50 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution
Unlocked 1/20/12
50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo
50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad
50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin
Unlocked 1/16/12
50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master
50 Points
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier
50 Points
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero
50 Points
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi
100 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God
100 Points
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest
100 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Medals Earned: 58/100 (775/2,000 points)
Alice is Dead - Ep 2
Happy Hatter
Unlocked 1/20/10
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad
Unlocked 1/20/10
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy
Unlocked 1/20/10
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Alice is Dead - Ep 3
Brain
Unlocked 9/10/10
10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn
Unlocked 9/10/10
10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding
Unlocked 9/10/10
25 Points Beat the Game
25 Points Beat the Game
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Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 7/11/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 7/11/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 7/11/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 7/11/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 7/12/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 7/12/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Burrito Bison
BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW!
Unlocked 3/4/11
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
OUTLAW!
Unlocked 3/4/11
25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH!
Unlocked 3/4/11
50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Unlocked 3/4/11
50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT!
Unlocked 3/4/11
50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
BUFFED OUT!
Unlocked 3/4/11
100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS!
Unlocked 3/4/11
100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE!
Unlocked 3/4/11
100 Points Attain a very high speed.
100 Points Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 1/23/10
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
Unlocked 1/23/10
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 9/18/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)